Wednesday, January 18
The Pitch
Hey, how about this for a TV show, Kids Mumble the Darndest Things to Themselves.
What? You're not sold?
Picture this kid (We'll call him Brandonly). Kindergarten age. Coloring his drawing of the Little Red Hen (Remember her? She didn't get help from the other farm animals to make bread? And then ate the bread all by herself while watching the life drift from their hunger-racked bodies? Remember her?).
Anyway this kid, coloring. While he's coloring he presses harder and harder with his red color pencil, making darker and darker marks. Now get this, the whole time he's mumbling to himself:
"Press with greater power Brandonly"
Kids! They're nuts!
I subbed Kindergarten today
What? You're not sold?
Picture this kid (We'll call him Brandonly). Kindergarten age. Coloring his drawing of the Little Red Hen (Remember her? She didn't get help from the other farm animals to make bread? And then ate the bread all by herself while watching the life drift from their hunger-racked bodies? Remember her?).
Anyway this kid, coloring. While he's coloring he presses harder and harder with his red color pencil, making darker and darker marks. Now get this, the whole time he's mumbling to himself:
"Press with greater power Brandonly"
Kids! They're nuts!
I subbed Kindergarten today
